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  "Your profile has very much liked me" -
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"Your profile has very much liked me" is a different kind of book to the others that have been published before. It doesn't attempt to delve into the inner workings of a scammer's mind. It doesn't try to explain how it feels to be the victim of a scammer. It's not concerned with showing the steps taken to persuade a scammer to pose for a silly photo, or send some work of art to the author. It's main purpose is to make it's readers laugh by showing the funny, stupid and downright crazy comments that scammers have made in their attempts to scam people. What you have is a comprehensive list of all the hilarious quotes said by scammers without having to spend weeks reading through romancescam.com looking for them. There are also quotes included in the book that never appeared on the site, but were either taken from our own encounters with the scammers or shared with us by various friends of the site.

The book is funny, yet educational. No matter if you are an experienced baiter or just a beginner willing to learn the basics about the scammers' modus operandi, you will find something useful and entertaining for yourself. It covers Nigerian and Russian scams, and reveals the most common mistakes and hilarious boo-hoos made by scammers, which will definately bring a smile to your face. While scamming is certainly not funny, the scammers themselves often look pretty pathetic and miserable when looked at through more objective eyes, which we intend to prove. In order for you to understand better what to expect from this book, here's a sample of one of the chapters, taken directly from the book.


 
  FROM THE BOOK:

6. We all have to earn a crust somehow.

When a scammer fills in an application, do you think he puts down "scammer" as his occupation? Of course not! He makes up an occupation. Most scammers tend to use the same few occupations. They'll either be buying or selling antiques or precious stones, an engineer, a building contractor, a charity worker or a model. With the number of scammers claiming that "A company in africa just called us in africa to contract a bridge for them and i have to go with them", they must be constructing the world's largest bridge that stretches from one end of Nigeria to the other. It would be adorned with beautiful models posing for various magazines and calendars, whilst underneath, the charity workers would be handing out aid to those that lost their homes to make way for this giant structure. They'd be side by side with people trying to buy any precious stones dug up during it's construction. During their lunch breaks, all these people would be rushing off to the internet cafes, asking complete strangers to help them cash their checks or help them get back home. There would be queues of people in hard hats or bikinis (or maybe both....) waiting their turn to use the computers.

Of course, to work in the development of such an important project, you'd need to study hard.

i graduated from university as a belchor

Big deal. Everyone we know can belch without having had to go to university first. What did you have to do to pass? Belch out the alphabet and national anthem of the nation of your choosing with less than 3 mistakes? Of course, if you're not too bright, then you could always find other ways to make up your grades.

I read many textbooks and was engaged with the teachers.
If you're not willing to sleep with the teachers however, then you're out of luck.

am 30 years old
Still Attending School in Ghana


Here are some more work related quotes for your reading pleasure.

she was mad that i was going to grow up to become a gang star

i am an engineer who works as an ex-pert for shell in nigeria
(But he’s not pert anymore.)

I work as the teacher in a childrengarten

And as well as majority of children I went in a children's garden till 7 years.

i live alone and owe my business

Occupation: Am a Building contract

working is my proffession.
(What, as opposed to your hobby?)

I work as the tutor in children’s to a garden.

My name is tony smith i am a model and a witter.

have to be frankling speaking with you,i am a hair dresser here in abidjan

I had my grade, high school and college here in the United Kingdom
(Whoops. It's called Primary and Secondary school in the UK.)

i know i need the money for my education since its the thing i really treasure most and which i think will save me. i am sorry i replied late but you know i never go to school and its were i was accessing the net from.
(He can't treasure his education that much then.)

as the bread winner of the family,i worked as Model at playboy company

my name is ramond walter by name i am a successful and international business man i am an antique i deals with antiques i really love my job
(He's 206 years old and with a chipped bottom.)

i am a Legal Practitioner by Proffection

baiter: what did you do this week?
scammer: well
scammer: i went to my office and work hard to lie for a living
scammer: and you

(We spent the week making sure people were aware of scammers like you.)

I know English quite good, I was studding it a lot when I was studding in the University.

i am working Alone with my skills as a Entertainer of music, I am called any time to just be there and make some Addiction to the celebration and i am very good at that

Education College graduate
Job enginer
Hobby reeding,outing.

(The three Rs. Reeding, riting and outing.)

baiter: you sound really young
scammer: that how my voice is
scammer: you know i have to blend
scammer: my voice beacuse you know i am a movie director
scammer: okay
baiter: really???
scammer: yes i have a deep vocise b4
scammer: but i have change it to young
scammer: is that okay by you


rehabilitation of roads

I work as the hairdresser in a simple hairdresser saloon of our city.
(We hope the hairdressers know their limit and don't get too drunk.)

My work: the seller of shop. I love when buyers buy
(What else could buyers do? Use the bathroom?)

am an internet police
interpool

(Step away, pool police.)

I am a Baby Care Materials by profession

My trade: service of the manager
(You have to wonder how they worded that in the job description.)

Well i have to learn this curse for just 6mouths because am very claver when it to come learning.

I work with a contatction company with a good mind.

Taecher
(Let's hope she's not "taeching" spelling)...

 
 
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Number of pages - 194
Number of chapters - 26
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