Hope this isn't too large for anyone, but I have had this one on a hook for a couple of days .... have tried to make it a bit more readable
Buck: hey there Loveth! How u is tonight?
L_lovelyanimal21: How are you?
Buck: oh, I'm doing pretty good ... just watching a bit of TV
L_lovelyanimal21: so how is Life with you
Buck: .. this thing is a bit on the slow side, because it looks like my sister has sent me a couple of HUGE emails ... although I try to get her to stop it .. oh, well ... lol
Buck: life is GOOD ... a bit on the lonely side, but ... well ... what can I say??
L_lovelyanimal21: miss you
Buck: yes ... I miss you too ... so, how was your day?
L_lovelyanimal21: well i am Cool
L_lovelyanimal21: i had a Busy Day here and the weather was Raining today..
L_lovelyanimal21: i mean here in west africa
Buck: hehehe .... well, according to my niece, that ought to be 'kewl' ... but whatever ... lol ... we have been needing rain for so long here I'm glad we finally got some, although it's not nearly enough .... send what you can over to North Georgia, okay?
L_lovelyanimal21: thats Nice ..
L_lovelyanimal21: Can i view ur Cam?Nothing wrong with cam, but I'm not going to let her see it
Buck: well, i tried to get it going earlier, but it didn't want to cooperate ... is yours working?
L_lovelyanimal21: Nope..i used to have one back in the states ..but i did not bring it here with me to africa
Buck: yeah, i understand, belive me ... this is the darndest thing .. i just downloaaded the lastes drivers, software, and all that, and it says it's working fine, but as soon as I try to go online, it craps out (sorry about the lingo)
Buck: well, the BAD thing is .. I deal with this kind of thing day in, day out .. ought to be able to figure it out, but not now ... ARRGH
Buck: ... but I suppose that there are just some things that defy help ...
L_lovelyanimal21: Can u help me cash a Check?Figured this was coming, just wondering when
Buck: wish I could, Loveth, but I'm pretty much stone broke
Buck: ... enough to live, but not much to spare, if you know what I mean
L_lovelyanimal21: How do u mean?
L_lovelyanimal21: do u have an Account..?
Buck: sure don't ... i cash my paychecks and live on them as best I can
L_lovelyanimal21: yes i know..but i just want you to help me cash this check so that i can leave africa and come over to the states..
Buck: yes, i understand, but I really don't have anything to spare ... have you contacted the american consulate? I am sure they'd be willing to help .... or maybe the American Red Cross ....
Buck: .... ummm ... then again ...
Buck: do you have a picture of yourself? a recent one? I have some friends who might be able to help with a picture
L_lovelyanimal21: brbThe 'brb' never materialized ...
Buck (9/13/2007 1:05:03 AM): Hey there, Loveth .... howa are you today
L_lovelyanimal21: i am cool
L_lovelyanimal21: i am Off for now..
L_lovelyanimal21: i havwe been buzzing you but u dont want to answer..
L_lovelyanimal21: i will mail you soon
Buck: well, I'm sorry .... been asleep ... hmmm ... still asleep, ok? ... lol
L_lovelyanimal21 (9/17/2007 6:04:20 PM): Hello Dear
Buck: hey there
Buck: how are you today?
L_lovelyanimal21: i am fine and you?
Buck: oh, pretty good
L_lovelyanimal21: thats Nice Dear c\
Buck: ... monday and all
L_lovelyanimal21: so how is ur weekend?
Buck: oh, was pretty good .... still, i'm having trouble with my cam .... just won't crank up
L_lovelyanimal21: Oh..thats Bad
Buck: how was yours? do anything exciting or fun?
L_lovelyanimal21: well i was not feeling to well
Buck: oh? I'm sorry to hear that, sugar
L_lovelyanimal21: Yep Honey
Buck: tell me why, if you don't mind
L_lovelyanimal21: so how is ur life?
L_lovelyanimal21: well i had Headache,Cough..
Buck: ugh. know what you mean .... makes you just feel bummed out, doesn't it?
L_lovelyanimal21: Yes and Bad
Buck: well, i hope just talking to me makes you feel better
L_lovelyanimal21: well yes..
L_lovelyanimal21: but the messenger took long to sign on
Buck: yes, it does that sometimes here too .... and then quits right when you really want it to
Buck: ... like it did on Friday night ... rain always makes my connection unpredictable, and we got a mess of rain from what was left of the hurricane .. not that we didn't NEED it
Buck: so how is the weather there?
L_lovelyanimal21: well the weather here is coldCold?? In SENEGAL I don't think so!
Buck: yes, it's getting colder here too ... but good cuddling weather
Buck: now don't tell me you don't like to cuddle up with a good looking man
L_lovelyanimal21: Well Yes Dear..
Buck: brb, ok?
L_lovelyanimal21: but i am not feeling to Okay for Cuddling Dear
Buck: sorry about that ...
Buck: and why not?
L_lovelyanimal21: cos i am not okay
Buck: i know ... you said you are feeling bad
L_lovelyanimal21: yes Dear
L_lovelyanimal21: but is will be cool to cuddle when u are here
Buck: well, i thought you were coming home, Loveth, Dear
L_lovelyanimal21: Yes Dear..
L_lovelyanimal21: brb need to pee
L_lovelyanimal21: i am back
13 minutes to pee? Must have been a heck of a walk!
Buck: I was wondering if you were still sick, my dear
L_lovelyanimal21: yes Dear..
L_lovelyanimal21: but i am planning to leave this weekend..
L_lovelyanimal21: can u cash a Cheque for me?
Buck: where? here?
Buck: how are you going to get the money, dear?
L_lovelyanimal21: u will s end me through Money Gramm
Buck: How much do you need, Sugar?I'm wondering how much this is gonna be for
L_lovelyanimal21: just 500$ honeyAfter all, MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES, right??
L_lovelyanimal21: so i can add up with the little i have here
Buck: Yes, I know, dearWell, she's not going to get anything, but here's the setup
Buck: I need to check with my insurance agent, Dear .... which probably sounds funny, and maybe I am wrong to have not told you
L_lovelyanimal21: so tell me now
Buck: so promise you won't be mad, ok?
L_lovelyanimal21: Nope i will not honey
L_lovelyanimal21: i promise
Buck: are you sure?
L_lovelyanimal21: Yes honey
Buck: okay, Honey ... it is just this, but don't worry ... I am pretty much ok
Buck: .... but I had an accident coming home this afternoon
Buck: ... a chicken truck sideswiped me and put my truck into the ditch
L_lovelyanimal21: Oh..thats Bad
L_lovelyanimal21: and what happened next ?
Buck: Well, as it turned out, when the Deputy came to investigate, it turned out that it was a friend of mine
Buck: so he helped get my truck out of the ditch
L_lovelyanimal21: u feeling okay?
Buck: well, the truck is still driveable, but needs to be fixed
Buck: I'm doing okay, Loveth, my love .... but my head and back hurt some
L_lovelyanimal21: so what did ur friend do?
Buck: well, he wanted me to go to the hospital to have the doctors look me over
L_lovelyanimal21: so what did u say?
Buck: I told him I thought maybe I"d be okay if I just came on home, if the truck was driveable
Buck: (Also, I know those doctors ... they charge too much and are quacks)
Buck: So he said he would follow me home, just in case
L_lovelyanimal21: is he there with you?Probably worried that he's looking over my shoulder here
Buck: oh, no ... he went off duty at 6, and it was past that time when we got home, so he went left me here and went home to his wife and daughter
L_lovelyanimal21: so how is ur body doing now?
Buck: I'm sore, Loveth, my Dearest! My head and back still hurt some, and now my left side is feeling likd someone is holding a 2 by 4 to it
L_lovelyanimal21: thats bad
L_lovelyanimal21: i think u need to see a doctor..Awww ... how sweet!
L_lovelyanimal21: so are u willing to help me honey
L_lovelyanimal21: ?But has a LOT of bulldog in her
Buck: Maybe so, Dearest, but I will see how I feel tomorrow ... and then I have to talk to my agent.
Buck: ... because I know I will have to pay for some of the repair ... I just don't know how much right now
Buck: Can you do something for me?
L_lovelyanimal21: how much do u have now..?
L_lovelyanimal21: what is that honey?
Buck: It would help me a great deal if you could email me a picture of yourself
Buck: can you do that?
L_lovelyanimal21: yes sure
Buck: I think having a nice picture of you would help me feel better while I am trying to get better ... especially if I have to go to the hospital
L_lovelyanimal21: how much do u have with you now?Yep, a LOT of Bulldog
Buck: I only have about 450, Sugar ... and I KNOW I'm going to have to spend most of that for the deductible on my repair .... and if I go to the hospital .... I don't know what I'll do
L_lovelyanimal21: but ur friend is willing to help honey..
L_lovelyanimal21: can u help me with 150$ so that i can use to feed and pay for my medications honey..Well, at least the price came down
Buck: He has his wife and daughter to feed, Loveth
L_lovelyanimal21: i have told my company about you and they said they will be sending you the check..so when u cash it u will take it from there i mean the 150 nu are lending me
Buck: I cannot ask him for money now, especially as did not charge me anything
Buck: .... with anything, which would have made my insurance rates go up up up
L_lovelyanimal21: Yes i know..but he was willing to take you to the hospital..Right so he is a Nice Man not like others they will do it and Run away..
Buck: lol .. ugh .. hurts to laugh, honey
Buck: but the joke is on them, because they lost most of their chickens!
L_lovelyanimal21: well Human Life is more important than Chickens okay..
Buck: Yes it is
L_lovelyanimal21: so he is happy that u are alright..
Buck: Yes he is, and I am glad that you are also
Buck: do you need my email address, Darling?
L_lovelyanimal21: okay cool
L_lovelyanimal21: but u need to help me with the 150 honey
L_lovelyanimal21: i truelly need it okay
Buck: it's Buck@yahoo.com
L_lovelyanimal21: maybe 19th of this month they will s end you my pay check..
L_lovelyanimal21: when u cash it u take ur 150 out it and send me the rest..
Buck: can you wait until my next payday, Loveth? Because I am afraid I must go to see the doctor tonight myself, even though I don't like those quack doctors in town
L_lovelyanimal21: honey i know..but u need to help me honey
L_lovelyanimal21: u know when u s end me 150 u will still 300 as remain b4 19th u will get my pay check.the money ill get ur money honey u are lending me the money not giving me
Buck: You want me to get better, don't you? Doctors will probably want 500, if not more ... and I don't know where I'll get that
L_lovelyanimal21: i know honey..Time to set up an exit ... bang on the keyboard
Buck: o rkpwe
L_lovelyanimal21: but the doctors in the states are understanding than the ones here in africa
L_lovelyanimal21: what are u typing?
Buck: my head must have hit the keyboard
L_lovelyanimal21: Guess what?
Buck: I must have blacked out for a second ... sorry
Buck: I think I better get offline and call an ambulance
Buck: I love you!
L_lovelyanimal21: love ya
at this point, I went Invisible, but stayed online.
In the meantime, I DID receive an email ... headers follow:
Received: from [220.127.116.11]
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:42:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Loveth Brown" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: my pixxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Received: from [18.104.22.168]
Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2007 13:37:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Loveth Brown" <email@example.com>
Subject: Fwd: My Picx....
and finally .... PICTURES!!!
Now remember, folks ... Humans are more important than chickens .... BUT $$$ trumps 'em all!